The Governor's Mansion is located in Providence, since this is the only town that matters in Rhode Island politics.
The mansion is easily found, located where the old Almac's used to be.
The carpet is interrupted only by the strategic placement of Dunkin Donuts shops every 35 feet.
It is tradition and law that every time one's blood alcohol level is below state regulation, a meeting is called to order in the county seat, Providence, attended by all the citizens of the county, to have the lawbreaker beheaded in the middle of town.Officials hope this will increase overall federal funding which, along with laundering money for the New York mob (#2) and worship of our dark and ancient gods (#3), form the backbone of the State economy.One of Rhode Island's main exports are horrendous drivers.Sometimes the mystic city of Warwick will appear, but sightings are rare at best.Despite its name, Rhode Island is actually full of streets instead of roads. However, it includes several islands; including Newport, which matters, and all the others.